Comic Contest XX: Searching for the Holy Grail..of comedy

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: April 7, 2001

by BigEvilDan
4-07-01
So you won't let me win, wirthling? Well, you mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Look, just because my dad was an elderberry addicted rodent-sex machine, that's no reason to act like a spoiled child.
Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. ObiJo, fetchez la vache!
Fetchez la...uh oh! Run away!!
Just once I'd like a conversation with gabe that didn't end up involving hurling cattle.