Caption Contest 10111 - Nuts to originality

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: April 18, 2001

by BigEvilDan
4-18-01
How are you today, Sexual Squirrel?
Aroused, very aroused. But that's the way I always am, Andy.
Dammit! I'm so tired of you getting all the women, you bastard! You're a fucking squirrel!
It's not my fault I have such huge nuts.
The one note contest is over already!
Thanks for pointing that out, Captain Obvious. I was afraid we'd have to find a punchline that wasn't taken by the caption contest.