Remaking a classic - Punishment

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: January 23, 2001

by BigEvilDan
1-23-01
A life of failure comes to an end for Diablo...
Diablo, due to your crimes in life, you are doomed to an eternity in Bad Actor's Hell!!
W-w-what are you going to do to me?
You will be forced to play one of the most annoying, degrading roles imaginable.
You don't mean....
"That's right, Diablo. The Lowpass Jesus!"
Hi, I'm here to take over for you.
Finally! You wouldn't believe the lines I'm forced to read....