Malpract-ass

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: December 30, 2004

by BigEvilDan
12-30-04
Give it to me straight, doc.
Well, there's good news and there's bad news. The good news is that we surgically removed your ass instead of giving you a nose job.
How in the world is that good news?
Because the bad news is that we discoved that you had a case of localized AIDS in there, which means I've got it too.
Well, I'm glad you caught it before it spread-- wait, what did you mean by "now I've got it too"?
Oh my, look at the time.