Clubbin'

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: December 30, 2004

by BigEvilDan
12-30-04
Why exactly are we doing this?
Well son, the local seal population is unusually large compared to the human population, and we need to even it out.
Wouldn't it be easier to hunt the seals instead of forcibly impregnating the natives?
As hunters, we respect nature. We're not going to go around killing cute little seals when there's another way to help them.
I guess that makes sense. But what's the barbed wire for?
Son, you just don't understand ecology.