Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: December 30, 2004

by BigEvilDan
12-30-04
The slime inside a woman's private parts is the perfect breeding ground for filth, disease...
...and carnivorous monsters from the fifth dimension that like to feed on horny young men.
Do you think that maybe this film goes a bit overboard with the abstinence education?
Hey, if I can't get laid, nobody else will either.