Romeo and Julian - Act II

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: February 22, 2005

by BigEvilDan
2-22-05
Lord Montague, I have a request to make of you.
Thou art a fine, upstanding young man and a dear friend of my son Romeo. You need do naught but ask.
I wish to marry your son.
I humbly beseech thee to go fucketh thyself.
But Lord Montague--
I suggest you leave before I beseech mine foot up thy ass.