Romeo and Julian - Act V

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: February 22, 2005

by BigEvilDan
2-22-05
Alas poor Romeo and Julian. Their deaths could have been avoided had you only been willing to accept their gay marriage.
What the fucketh art thou talking about? I could not allow them to wed for they were both my sons.
Dost thou mean that you and the Lady Capulet...?
Indeed. Look upon her. How could one resist such a beautiful specimen?
Tee hee.