Remaking a classic - Death, unlike this story

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: January 28, 2001

by BigEvilDan
1-28-01
I was thinking about something the other day...
Really? What?
If Diablo is doomed to be the Lowpass Jesus for making those crappy films you were in as well, what happens when you die?
Oh my god, you're right! I should just stand right here, so nothing can hurt me. Can't be punished if I'm not de--what's that noise?
Seems it was someone tossing a pile of your old films out the window.
*urk* Damn irony.