Remaking a classic - What the hell?

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: January 28, 2001

by BigEvilDan
1-28-01
Well, now that you're dead, I'm afraid you must be punished with a cheesy Lowpass role.
Please not the cowboy...please not the cowboy....
Now if you'd been the star of those films, you'd get a real tough position like the cowboy, but as a co-star, you simply get to take my place.
Yes! I can live with that!
Alright then. Take this pitchfork and go harass your best friend Diab--er, I mean Jesus.
Wait. This is that irony thing again, isn't it? I'm really beginning to hate my afterlife.