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| So now that Captain Name Change has most likely been eliminated, I'll need a status report. Second Banana? | |
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| Well sir, I've assembled the finest group of cliche characters money can buy to help with our mission. Each is trained in self-defence, spy techniques, and foreshadowing. | |
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| I'm the Aussie Assassin. I insist on using this Boomerang Gun, despite it's inefficiency and the fact that it is easily traced. | |
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| I'm the love interest Veronica Del'ass. I'll no doubt fall in love with the hero while seducing him and betray you. | |
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| I'm the scientist held hostage to make insane devices for you. When the hero arrives, I will no doubt betray you as well. | |
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| I'm a chicken. I know, it doesn't make any sense to me, either. | |
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