The fate of the world rests on this decision...

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: February 3, 2001

by BigEvilDan
2-03-01
Die puny humans! You planet is ours!
YOU SHALL BE ELIMINATED, FLESHLINGS!!
Whoa, hold on. You can't destroy this planet. We hated it first.
I AM PROGRAMMED TO DESTROY HUMANS. I MUST THEREFORE DESTROY THE HUMANS.
FLIP A COIN FOR THE PLANET, THEN?