The Really Predictable Adventures of Captain Obvious!

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: February 3, 2001

by BigEvilDan
2-03-01
Captain Obvious bravely patrols the streets...
You're Asian!
Thank you Captain Obvious!
You probably don't like being nailed to a cross.
Good job, Captain Obvious!
You...you...what the hell are you supposed to be?
Bwhahaha! Your powers are useless against me, Captain Obvious! I shall defeat you...