Remaking a classic - Insert witty subtitle here

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: February 4, 2001

by BigEvilDan
2-04-01
Before we start, I should warn you about something.
I'm not a female penguin. I'm actually a male chicken playing a female penguin as punishment for my entertainment sins.
So? Do you think that, if I'm hiring a penguin whore, I can afford to have standards?
That's exactly what I was afraid of...