Remaking a classic - Are you confused yet?

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: February 5, 2001

by BigEvilDan
2-05-01
So I'm Jon, but I'm on fire...
And I'm Diablo, but I'm dressed as a penguin.
And I'm Spigot, being punished for suggesting that "Three Guys Walk Into a Bar" film.
Satan, how could you let things get so confused down here? I thought you were good at tormenting people.
Actually, I'm not Satan. I'm Garfield.