The Ultimate Source of Evil

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: February 8, 2001

by BigEvilDan
2-08-01
I will wipe out the humans for you, Dr. Badnik. I will prove that I am the most dangerous thing on the planet.
Actually, KRR-42, there are things that are much more dangerous than you.
What could possibly be more dangerous than me? A nuclear mail bomb? Planet-destroying death ray? Killer mutant donkeys?
No, no. Something far more subtle and corrupting...
....Television!
I wish I was on that show...
Today on Jerry Springer: I cheated on Jesus with a dog on a ball!