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#2: Make sure you radiate a special je ne sais quoi from birth.
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| There's just something about you that hits me when you enter a room, but I can't put my finger on what. | |
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| Every night I bathe in donkey sweat and cheap booze. It gives me a distinctive presence. | |
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#5: Act like a lunatic when you feel like it.
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| Jesus and the aliens control the government! Repent and you will be shaved! | |
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| Get off my street corner, you crazy bitch. | |
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#9: Go out with an almost-as-popular varsity athlete.
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| This is my boyfriend. He's the skip of the curling team. | |
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