CC 74: THIRSTY BEATNIK uses HIS ARMY

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: October 19, 2001

by BigEvilDan
10-19-01
THIRSTY BEATNIK, the US army has CALLED for our support in Afghanistan!!!
THOSE TERRORISTS ARE STEALING FLUIDS FROM THE PEOPLE!!! THE PEOPLE ARE THIRSTY LIKE TRUE BEATNIKS!!! WE MUST HELP THEM DR PEDANTIC!!
HOW CAN WE HELP THEM, THIRSTY BEATNIK?!
YOU HAVE GREAT CAPS SKILLS, YOUNG ONE. TOGETHER WE WILL STOP THE TERRORISTS!!!
EXCELLENT!!! THE TALIBAN WILL NEVER SEE US COMING WITH OUR BEATNIK CAMOFLAUGE!!!
DO WE REALLY NEED TO KEEP UP THE CAPS THING? THE TERRORISTS WILL HEAR US....