They're Unstoppable!

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: November 13, 2001

by BigEvilDan
11-13-01
The Canadians are invading, you say?
Yes, Mr. President. They've developed a new weapon.
What kind of weapon. A super-nuke? A mutant beaver? Celine Dion clones?
Worse, sir...
WHOOSH!
What's this cold, white stuff falling from the sky?
Those bastards have harnessed the power of the Canadian sun!