Parallel President - Part I

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: November 22, 2001

by BigEvilDan
11-22-01
Come here, Neal. I need you to test out this invention.
This isn't like that assraping robot, is it Professor? I hate this fucking job.
No, no. This isn't designed to hurt, kill or cornhole. It's a device that lets you view yourself in parallel universes.
So I could see what my life might be like if I wasn't a janitor to a mad scientist. I've got to try this!
Just step into the booth. Oh, and if it feels like your molecules are destabilizing, just ignore it. You should be fine.
Wait...should be?