Parallel President - Part IV

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: November 22, 2001

by BigEvilDan
11-22-01
So you're my VP?
That's right. I got us the bodyless vote last September.
That reminds me...are we supported by the oil companies and religious extremists?
No no. We're all about the minorities. Besides, the religous folks went for the other guy...
Elsewhere...
Next time I'm getting a different running mate. You scared off our key demographic!
You could have just turned water into votes like I suggested, but you've always got to be Mr. Morals...