Parallel President - Part V

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: November 22, 2001

by BigEvilDan
11-22-01
So you represent the group Lesbians Against Bad People? I'd like to thank you for your support during the election. Now what did you want to discuss?
Well, we believe that all life, even plant life, is important, so we want to make cutting down a tree punishable by death.
I'm impressed. The depth of your insanity is enough to make me wish I was working for the guy with the assraping robot again.
We're willing to settle for three hours of painful torture for mowing the lawn.