Worst Things to Say When Pulled Over By a Cop

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: December 6, 2001

by BigEvilDan
12-06-01
The Great God of Arse demands I drive at that speed. Do not question him, lest he smite you.
I thought the speed limit was posted in base 16. The decimal system is SO last century.
I don't believe this. Since when did having a trunk full of drugs and a dead hooker become a crime?!