Worst Things to Say When Pulling Someone Over

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: December 6, 2001

by BigEvilDan
12-06-01
Sorry, mistook you for a visible minority. Have a nice day, sir.
I had to pull you over because your tail light went out when I rear-ended you.
Well, I searched your car, and I didn't find any drugs. You'll have to borrow some of mine until you get home.