A message from the Lowpass Safety Association

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: February 22, 2001

by BigEvilDan
2-22-01
We here at the LSA are concerned with the safety of children, which is why we are announcing several new mascots.
Hi kids, I'm Psammy the Psycho Psquirrel! Don't be like me and grow up to be an axe murderer!
And to teach the dangers of whip misuse, Paula the Penguin...
Whips can be fun, but you have to be very careful...
And of course, Harry the Horsehead...
Nobody likes a tattletale, kids. Especially the mafia.