Okay, so I opened my gift early

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: February 22, 2001

by BigEvilDan
2-22-01
Well Maura, I'd like to tell you how that fucking went earlier. Thankfully I'm Canadian and thus the IRS couldn't do anything to me...
My grandmother really appreciated the pictures. She said that it was nice I was getting so much use out of that whip.
And once I gave those Navy guys a few beers, we really got along well. So basically, you're a lousy fucker.