CC 93: Bad Ad

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: January 17, 2002

by BigEvilDan
1-17-02
Now it's time for us to rhyme.
Now we are rhyming...uh... because it's time.
It's shaving cream that's better than slime.
Something something something crime.
Burma Shave. Because if you're too lazy to come up with six decent rhymes, you definitely want shaving to be easy.
[Silent impersonation of a wind chime]
That guy over there, he's a mime.