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| Fuckin' intercourse! I can't believe the late Corporal Apathy is deceased! What should we do with what's left of his remaining ashes? | |
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| I'm sure Apathy would want us to leave them, you know, wherever. He'd be happier than if he were hunting for treasure with a supermodel, if you know what I mean. | |
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| This is a very moving tribute, and a much better way to spend time than opening this box I dug up. | |
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| Let's find out how much cash money is in this box! Wait, that's not money... | |
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| ...it's a contract to appear on Friends. Why would Pheobe leave me such a trashy piece of garbage? | |
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| Hey, they pay actors trillions of dollars to endure the unspeakable hell that is Friends. This is what we've been waiting eons for! | |
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