I Dream Of Genie

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: March 9, 2002

by BigEvilDan
3-09-02
You can't give me any advice on my taxes? What kind of genie are you?
Well, you can deduct the insurance on your pet turtle as a business expense. That should save some cash.
This calls for a celebration. For my final wish, I want you to come home with me, remove my fine hosiery and smother me in caramel.
Granted. Let's go mess up your bed linens.
Two weeks earlier...
...and for my third wish, I just want someone who rubs my lamp to, you know, think about my needs.
Barbara Eden will grant you this wish as well.