CC 111: Made From 100% Recycled Plots

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: April 2, 2002

by BigEvilDan
4-02-02
In a world filled with explosives and flammable things...
...one man wages war against hundreds of dumbass terrorists.
I heard a noise. Go check everything, but not the vents. It couldn't possibly be someone in the vents.
Right away, boss.
This summer, KKP stars in "Hard Die", "Police Cop", "Demolition Guy", "Hard Die 2" and "Building Go Boom"
The French terrorists are all dead! Now we can get married!
I thought they were German terrorists? Or was that last week?