CC 112: The Not-So-Fantastic Six

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: April 6, 2002

by BigEvilDan
4-06-02
Heroes...
I'm Captain Ego. I'm the world's greatest superhero, and I won't let any of those other super-wannabes show me up.
I'm Jesus.
Villains...
I'm an evil leprechaun named Steve.
I am The Head. I can outsmart the heroes using my massive intellect. I suck at fighting, though.
And Others...
I'm Brigadier General Hyperbole. I do nothing but exaggerate. No eating, no sleeping, just hyperbole.
I'm Captain Obvious. Hyperbole and I are just here so that Dan doesn't have to think up any new superheroes.