CC 114: Independence Day

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: April 18, 2002

by BigEvilDan
4-18-02
...and we will liberate the planet from these aliens, because it is Independence Day! Any questions?
Yes Mr. President. What about the other countries who don't celebrate the fourth of July?
Well, we'll visit these now defenseless countries...
...and force them to celebrate independence under the iron fist of American democracy.
I think you're missing the point, sir.