Film Noir II - Part 8

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: April 22, 2002

by BigEvilDan
4-22-02
So, at last you know my true identity. What clued you in.
That's right. You'd never do your own dirty work, so obviously Megabucks was trying to write something about your assassin... who was Elvish.
You'll never foil my plan to deliver subliminal messages to the children of the world! This planet, and everyone on it will be under my control!
You're immortal, you can watch anyone at any time, and you're two of the most famous faces in history. How much more power do you need?
And so Santa turned around to undo his evil deeds. I disabled him with a karate chop before he even managed to take a step.
I guess you're right. I'll go take the evil CD-recorder apart.