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Santa/Elvis was sentence to life in prison for his crimes. As an immortal man of many faces, he's going to be there for a long time.
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| And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids. | |
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| Hey! Watch it with the catch phrases! | |
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Christmas was cancelled this year, and Hallmark will take over next year. The Weekly World News, unable to print Elvis Lives stories, went bankrupt.
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| I got no presents this year! | |
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| I can't afford new probes for my wife! | |
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As for me...well, it's back to business as usual.
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| And that's how I managed to use all the state capitals in a single paragraph. | |
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| Seriously, what the hell does this have to do with drug smuggling? | |
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