CC 117: The Rise And Fall Of The Asiangirl Utopia - Part 4

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: April 28, 2002

by BigEvilDan
4-28-02
Today's top story: the anchovy factory bombings continue. The attacks have completely bankrupted the industry.
In other news, all non-anchovy related crime has ceased and world peace has been declared. And now, here's Andy Dougan with Entertainment...
Holy #@$%! She was right!
Russel Crowe was crushed by an anvil today...