YOU'VE GOT FAIL!

Author: BigFoxMackDaddyBush

Date: July 12, 2002

GOD HATES FAGS
BUT I THOUGHT OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS PURELY PLATONIC! OH, WHAT A WORLD
OH NO I SEEM TO HAVE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
NOW THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL
CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE ACCEPTED INTO THE PUBLISHER'S CLEANING HOUSE SWEEPSTAKES!
THIS CALLS FOR METAMORPHESIZING INTO A PROSTITUTE