A Very Fallujah Christmas

Author: BigFrank105

Date: December 9, 2004

by BigFrank105
12-09-04
Ho ho ho! Have you been a good boy this year Abdul?
Actually no. I killed 3 U.S. soldiers, 5 Iraqi police officers, and I set a bomb off in an orphanage.
That's quite the naughty list! Oh well, Santa can't leave anyone out!
I also fixed the World Series.
YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'LL HAVE YOU BURN FOR THIS!
I did it in Allah's name!