What if Triscuit cracker meant stapler?

Author: BigFrank105

Date: July 16, 2005

by BigFrank105
7-16-05
Hey I need to borrow your Triscuit cracker.
Fuck off, it's my Triscuit cracker. I though you had your own Triscuit cracker!
Yeah, but my Triscuit cracker has gone missing and I need a new one!
Fuck off. The Triscuit cracker is mine.
I hate you.
Don't make me use my Triscuit cracker on your nut sack.