The Breakup

Author: BigFrank105

Date: February 17, 2006

by BigFrank105
2-17-06
I'm breaking up with you. Being single just sounds so much more appealing.
So you're giving me an excuse to get drunk and slut around?
No, I just don't want to be tied down while I have a good time with my girlfriends.
Exactly. Getting drunk. Slutting around.
Don't be a dick, this is what I want.
Okay then. Let's get drunk so I can feel you up in a drainage ditch.