Sex Ed. 1

Author: BigZeeff

Date: March 7, 2002

by BigZeeff
3-07-02
For some reason, Berkner decided to give all the math teachers the responsibility of teaching Sex Ed this year...
The first subject I will brush you up on is STD's, just memorize these safety guidelines!
WARNING: If you feel you may have contracted an STD, consult your physician.
WARNING: If you feel you may have large breasts, possible due to breast cancer, consult your local Math Models teacher.
What the phuck? That isn't even an STD?! What the phuck?
WARNING: If you have sex with Fernando, consult your mortician.