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by Bigman
7-15-03
In the ending?!?
I lord Voldemort a.k.a. Tom Marvolo Riddle shall now destroy the one creature destined to be killed by Harry will kill him
oh no you won't i get at least six more books
woosh! Kaboom! Kapow! zap! Kableen!
The boy who lived.
What just happened????!?

 

by Bigman
7-15-03
typical argument at the dursy house between dudly and harry
I'm going to pay for this but Harry you suck.
I do not and i have magical powers and will soon be gitt"n a leter to that effect soon
There is now way in bloody hell you could know that mate.
this is a childrens seiries why in rudy hell are you fucking swearing Dudly?
Im telling mommy on your sorry ass
oh no ill get locked up again

 

by Bigman
7-15-03
Petunia
dont ever say the m word Harry it doesnt exist
Harry
But Dudly's lying
Vernon
oh shut up boy we know better than that now go to your room and no supper

 

by Bigman
7-15-03
i decided to do this from an owls point of view. sorry for the inconvenience
boom!!
ouch!!!! fucking windows!!!! i hurt my head. Wheres harry
hedwig for the morons is the owl in the suit
i have a letter for a mr. potter
really like far out dude
ill take that for him
all right by and leave the windows open elephant lady

 

by Bigman
7-15-03
Harry's Hell
an owl came with aletter for harry today
do we get to get rid of him then?
not yet he is only starting wartshog skul of the occult
so he'll be back?
yes
damn!!!!!

 

by Bigman
7-21-03
THIS IS
im harry
hi i'm hagrid. im here to take you to Hogwarts skuul of witchcraft and wizardry
HAGRID
aunt vernon and uncle petunia say magic is not real
yes it is
FOR THE MORONS
when do we leave
soon

 

by Bigman
7-26-03
So another American gets read his MIRANDA RIGHTS.
You have the right to shut up if you can hold out under 12hoours of torcher anything you do say will be used against you .
What"d I do?
Furthermore; you have the right to an attorney if you can not afford an attorney we will find the dumbest motherfucker we can to represent you.
What?
Finally do you understand these rights as i have just read them to you, or are you to dumb to understand them at all? hmm? well?
aAright I get it. OK?

 

by Bigman
7-27-03
Whers the stores full of magicand other mystical things?____OK
Press the brick.
lets go to olianders to get you a stick with hair or a feather I mean wand
really! COOL!
Mr. Oliander fer the morons
Do I really get a wand?
Yes. just allow me to be fitting you for one now.

 

by Bigman
7-28-03
Fire bad.
UH MR. OLIANDER I THINK I NEED A DIFFRENT WANHD
Midgets fighting amongst the clouds good.
UH WHATS THIS?
OK thats your wand six icepiks. By the way thats called midgets fighting among the clouds. It is an omen.
Uh, OK you're freaking me out so good-by.

 

by Bigman
7-30-03
I need school clothes.
alrighty then.
not it
ok
i like it
ok then twenty fire galleons

 

by Bigman
7-30-03
Hermiony for the morons or new readers in fact for anyone that isn't me.
Hi I'm Hermiony. Are you going to wartshog skool to?
Yes.
3 count'em 3 day train ride.
Guess were there.
Right.

 

by Bigman
8-20-03
meet droco malfoy
Hermionini this is Draco Malfoy.
He needs riddilan doesn't he?
here ebbrac. here ebbrac.
crabbe
comin get it malfoy

 

by Bigman
10-13-03
marry and yrram meet for the first time since birth
Hi im marry
hi im yrram
oww shit that hurts
ya well thats what you get for being the son of our parents

 

by Bigman
10-27-03
starting in hell here and insulting professor snap by calling him proffessor mcgonagol is an improvement
are you the head of the grungy house you know professer mcganacal
no!?! dumb ass
professer mcgonagl
are you professor mcgonagl
yes
what happened
i tried[hisss]to transss formmutilation again

 

by Bigman
10-27-03
ron quit so we replaced him with this ron
high harry[giggles like a little wschool girl]
hi ron how are you you know i sow snap in a bikiny earlier and he had????
elmer wanted the cameo
im training in which craft to finally catch that rascally rabit. huhuhhuhuhuhuh
im a walk on
snap will be played be various peoples also
snap krakle pop i sound like rice crispies snap krakle pop i sound like rice crispies
shut up horry potter

 

by Bigman
1-09-04
harry potertererer meats proffessor dumblydor
hello wazzzzzzzz-up? my names dumblydore.
ya im harry.
yas i no. what do you think of the hallway paint job i did last knight in my sleep?
it looks like ypu were on lsd. does that make you feel specikal?
10 days suspended detetion and 1 billion points off grungy house. or you can never tell anyone about my minor problem
i promise

 

by Bigman
1-19-04
hi harry
ron dress decently for class
professor bins history teacher of absolut e bordem
100,000,000,000,000,000,000 page report on warewolfs due tommorow
mines done know
hermioniny is such a suck up
ya

 

by Bigman
9-17-04
jamaca
much better

 

by Bigman
6-21-05
im going to slay a jumbalya
sir its a food not a thing
yes it is
uh whatever
welcome to the land of the jumbolyia
yourgoing to get it jumbolya

 

by Bigman
6-21-05
hi i am bob
how are you
hello anybody? Anybody?

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