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| I have a problem, Jesus. My faith in the Lord has dwindled lately, seeing as how I lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me, and I was castrated in a parking lot with a crumpled Fresca can. Any advice? | |
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| That's wonderful! One time I wiped my ass with the Shroud of Turan. Nachos, he-he. | |
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| When was the last time you had a cat-scan? | |
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