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| Say Chad, what's that you've got there? | |
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| It's a letter I just received today from my family in St. Louis | |
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| Really? What's it say man? | |
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| My God.. apparently my mother was thrown through the plate glass elevator wall at the top of the St. Louis Arch, and landed on a thumb tack 600 feet below. She's.. she's dead. | |
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| Oh c'mon now, try and look on the bright side. At least prostitution in St. Louis will decline roughly 94% now that she's pushing up daisies. | |
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