The brighter side of death

Author: Bile

Date: August 30, 2002

by Bile
8-30-02
Say Chad, what's that you've got there?
It's a letter I just received today from my family in St. Louis
Really? What's it say man?
My God.. apparently my mother was thrown through the plate glass elevator wall at the top of the St. Louis Arch, and landed on a thumb tack 600 feet below. She's.. she's dead.
Oh c'mon now, try and look on the bright side. At least prostitution in St. Louis will decline roughly 94% now that she's pushing up daisies.
...I hate you.