All comics by BioHat

 

by BioHat
5-25-03
Ok Satan, here's the blood of my first born for all that stardom and the giant 3 inch penis and everything else I wished for.
Excellent, very nice BRAD PITT. Our dark pact is complete.
Hey wait a minute..this isn't blood, it's just RED PAINT!
Hey, I'm back, did I leave my cell phone here?

 

by BioHat
5-25-03
Nevermind I found it. What, what are you looking at?
This isn't the blood of your first born, this is paint! Our deal is void BRAD PITT!! VOID!!!
I..I don't know who could have told you that..I mean I don't know how you found out that..
EARLIER
The first rule of Sam's Club is..you DO NOT talk about me using paint. As a substitute for blood. To trick Satan. Don't volunteer that information.

 

by BioHat
5-25-03
BRAD PITT, YOUR LIFE IS FORFEIT FOR THIS TRECHERY!!
Oh! Brad Pitt is so dead! I'm dead and you killed me! Oh no!
You just smeared red paint on yourself and I haven't even touched you yet.
...
I mean I'm not that stupid-
I can't talk, I'm dead.

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