No coffee, only sand

Author: BirkNLar

Date: January 4, 2003

by BirkNLar
1-04-03
We went off to find a goddamn coffee and you get us lost in a desert. You suck.
Well I didn't hear you complaining when I took that left into Nevada, bitch.
I have no sense of direction. Grug's always the one that drives.
Then put him on the speakerphone and ask him which way to go.
He says "up."
If we end up dying out here I'll make sure you die first.