Happy Birthday, Redfeather!

Author: BirthdayThread

Date: July 14, 2008

by BirthdayThread
7-14-08
In honor of your birthday, I have written you this poem. Ahem...
Feathers are red, Duct tape is grey. Beastiality is not cool, not even on your birthday.
Seriously, I don't think "hogtied" means strapping a pig to your bed, even if you do use fuzzy handcuffs.