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| I'm so wiped from choosing Christmas presents for everyone, I can't think of a thing to get andydougan for his birthday. Any ideas? | |
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| Let's tape ourselves wanking off on a gingerbread cookie. Last one to cum has to eat it. | |
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| For the last time, Roger, I'm not going to have sex with you. I like women, get it? Women. | |
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| Or we could use one of the reindeer. Let's wank off on Dasher. | |
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