Blowing bubbles another reason Micheal Jackson shud b jailed

Author: BlackAlice

Date: April 24, 2004

by BlackAlice
4-24-04
On my way to work I often walk past this mad woman selling guns that blow bubbles. She always says the same thing.
Half price your bubble guns. Get your bubble guns half price.
Excuse me how much are your bubble guns?
They're half price like I said.
But they're always half price. They can't be half price if they're always half price, that would become their normal price and if they're half of that then they're quarter price. Besides half of what?
You don't actually want a bubble gun do you?
No.