Based vaguely on a real conversation.

Author: BlackAlice

Date: May 28, 2004

by BlackAlice
5-28-04
How can you say Penny is ugly?
Well it's easier than saying omeds is a moron
um thanks I think
In real life she was further away.
However it's only easier because "omeds is a moron" is 4 words whilst "Penny is ugly" is 3.
Yes I am standing right here!