Is that why the french are supposed to make such good lovers

Author: BlackAlice

Date: May 7, 2005

by BlackAlice
5-07-05
Marcus has just turned into a frog.
Of course if a frenchman was turned into a prince they'd have to cut his head off.
This means his chances of being kissed should've sky rocketed.
I think it's safe to say his chances of being kissed are still a lot higher than they were before.
Sadly for Marcus I can't find any frogs on stripcreator and so he looks like this.
I think I'm a space hopper?